Place your bets, please!
5. The Anthony Michael Hall
Just drunk enough to think I'm cool, and using my drunk voice, but not yet smashed enough to ruin my cool illusion.
4. The Golden God
I soon start showing off. This is the 'hey everyone, look at me!' stage.
3. The Withnail
Where I start to become belligerent, and usually in the least appropriate of settings.
2. The Fear & Loathing
At some point, I will start to behave like this...although I will still think I'm perfectly OK to carry on drinking.
1. The Nick & Norah
While this should be Simon from Inbetweeners, YouTube won't let me embed it, and so this becomes the final stage...
What stage will I make it to?